Your Morning Sift

Good morning.

As good of a morning that a Monday can be, at least. Let's start another week with your Monday morning Sift.

A- Where Obalesque discovers that Red Stripe is not brewed in Jamaica.

Reading the label, I learn the beer available here is not made in Jamaica any more. It’s brewed in Latrobe, PA, where Rolling Rock was made for 75 years until Anheuser Bitch shut it down, moved it to Newark Fucking NJ and eventually to St Louis where they ruined it entirely. Now Latrobe brews execrable Iron City sludge.

B- Beached Miami reviews the first Dolphins loss of the season.

Here’s the reality of the Dolphins: the whole 2012 season is really just a three-legged dog and pony show to see if rookie quarterback Ryan Tannehill is the real deal. And he showed us that he’s the real deal of throwing the ball directly into the opposing team’s defensive line, with two of the deflections turning into two of his three interceptions. Apparently his playbook just says the word “WALLBALL” four thousand times. And judging from the fumble he had, the book is glossed with motor oil. That said, I’m not ready to write Tannehill off just yet because he seemed to be making decent decisions, but he’s making those decisions with the accuracy of a flaccid tape measure.

C- Republicans are having yet another get together to wring their hands and moan about the future...at Bark Bark Woof Woof.


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