Your Morning Sift

Good morning.

Happy Saturday, readers. I updated the SFDB Weekend Widget in the right sidebar this morning and we're getting ready to take on the day. Here's your morning Sift.

A- Bark Bark Woof Woof gives us an example of who the Republican Party tends to attract...and elect.

B- Sex and the Beach announces her Hurricane Season Boyfriends for 2012.

Ladies, you know that each year we must have steadfast partners for six months. These men, who are utterly dispensable during the tourist season, must be able to put up hurricane shutters in 50 mile per hour winds while fierce rain falls sideways, hard rain drops pelting their shirtless, sinewy chests. They must also be able to handle wilderness in the aftermath of the storm and by wilderness, I mean your whining ass after two weeks without electricity and waxing appointments. You must be able to trust this man with a machete, if you know what I mean. He aint just cutting a swath down fallen Banyan trees in your driveway.

C- Restaurant Gal assumes new duties at the job and has mixed feelings about them.

D- Eye on Miami takes photos of their TV.


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