This Labor Day make it a point to ask your favorite Republican why they aren't working. As their party toils to strip power from labor and trade unions or destroy them outright, tell them to stow their barbecues and get their ass to the office. They have no business participating in a holiday that is meant to recognize and celebrate the role that unions have played in America's history.
Get off the beach. Get out of the pool. Stay away from our parades, asshats, and keep your hands off the egg salad.
Gather up your flag and faux patriotism and go sit in a frickin' cubicle while the rest of us commemorate our country's history and the good people who helped build her.
You don't belong here.
You never have.