South Florida News Story Of The Day

We all know that there is no place else in the world like South Florida. The sun, heat and humidity cause the locals do strange things. And then there are the people who visit...

[Thomas] Swindal, of Merritt Island, was fishing Wednesday with his brother Kenneth off Marathon in the Middle Keys. The brother told the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office the two men were in about 200 feet of water when they spotted a wrapped brick of something floating near the boat.

The brothers snagged it, decided it was probably cocaine, and tossed it into the boat’s live bait well. Kenneth Swindal told deputies they talked about what to do with their find, but went back to fishing without making a decision.

Apparently, Thomas Swindal made his own call, in retrospect a bad one. His brother said he looked back and saw Thomas open the brick and eat some of what was inside. That’s when things got weird.

Kenneth said within a half hour, Thomas went nuts. He started tearing around the small boat, tossing things like a cellphone and a radio into the drink. Then, he attacked the engine with pliers and a knife, prying the cover off and letting it fall into the water. Grabbing a gaff, a big pole for snagging fish, he stabbed the engine with it, causing so much damage it wouldn’t start.

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After a stop at a Keys hospital, he was taken about 100 miles north to South Miami Hospital, where he died Thursday. An autopsy was ordered to figure out what killed him.

Police aren’t sure what Swindal may have eaten, because his brother tossed the suspected cocaine brick back into the water, where it floated away. The autopsy may provide some answers.

And while you contemplate that bizzaro series of events, consider the warning that police issued as a result.

It may seem a bit odd, but deputies felt compelled to remind boaters not to eat things they find floating in the water, and said don’t bring it into the boat. Instead, they said, boaters should call police and report something they may think is illegal, like a brick of cocaine, and let cops figure out what to do with it.

It's after these type of warnings and events [and the election of someone like Rick Scott] that I hear voices that urge me to get the hell out of this godforsaken state and move to a place in the world where there is intelligent life.


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