Chuck Strouse is so full of it. "It had factual errors." No, it had made-up stuff, pure fabrication.Before, I would have said that the reviewer, Klein, needed to be fired. Now, Klein and Strouse are nothing but a stain on New Times.
*ring ring*Lee Klein: Hello?Chuck Strouse: What the f*ck, Lee?LK: Daddy, I can explain.CS: Start.LK: Look, I f*ucked up. There's no other way to explain it. I was tired that night and looking at a deadline and the last thing I wanted to do is get in the car to go get something to eat. So I mailed it in.CS: You dumbsh*t. Now all the foodies in town are tweeting about it. That pinhead Food for Thought is calling me and cross-examining me. Ever hear of Random Trixels?LK: No, I-CS: Yeah, him, too. They're like flies on sh*t, Lee.LK: I'm sorry, Daddy.CS: Too late for sorry.LK: You know if I go down, you go down. Corporate is never gonna stand for this crap.CS: I know, man, and I ain't ready to be a blogger just yet.LK: So whatta we do?CS: We save our asses, that's what we do. I'm going to post some lame excuse tomorrow saying that errors were made-LK: Wait, wait. How about "factual errors," you know because when we use the word "fact" it sounds kinda okay.CS: Okay,"factual errors"...and then I'll throw in something about receipts...LK: Yeah, like who ever doubts receipts.CS: Right. And I'll apologize to those SOB's at Route 9.LK: Gotta do that, Daddy, gotta do that.CS: Now here's your part. You lay low and stay away from that f*ckin' Twitter until I'm done with my apology and then-LK: Yes! Yes!CS: -come back on and pretend it's a big joke.LK: Brilliant! CS: Thanks. Act real stupid about it and make it seem like makin' sh*t up is just part of the job.LK: *giggle*CS: Christomighty, Lee.LK: You know it's true.CS: Yeah, well, just this one time play dumb about it. Listen, I gotta go get something to eat. It's been a long night.LK: Where ya goin'?CS: Crap, I don't know...maybe Red Light.LK: Never been. Hey, be a guy and send me a review when you get back, I-CS: Motherf-*dial tone*
Now that is some funny shit
Hysterical. New Times has been a joke for years now. Who remembers when they were the powerhouse? Serious changes necessary, beginning with fixing this Route 9 fuck up
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