Definitely a finalist for The Most Ambiguous Missed Connection Ever.
Woman at the mall - m4w - 22 (that mall)
You were at the mall wearing a t-shirt and jeans. I noticed because I was wearing a t-shirt and jeans, and instantly felt connected to you! You looked over like you were looking for a store but I know you felt the connection too! It was probably a week and a half ago this happened.
You - Female, two breasts of B or C cup (though they could be A's that're stuffed or D's that are overly covered and crushed). Light brown hair with some blonde, so I can't really tell what color it was, but it was of average length. You were between 5'2 and 5'7, average build, probably with brown eyes but who could tell from halfway across the mall? No idea what mall it was, I have a bad memory. Skin color was probably white, though you may have been hispanic, and you could be anywhere from 18 to 37, it's just so hard to tell in that lighting.
Me - Average looking guy with completely average features, jeans and t-shirt, 5'10 with short brown hair and brown eyes.
I know you're just like me and had to go into missed connections to check daily for this so I figured I'd make the first move and put this ad up knowing that you will know exactly who I am and who you are. I'll be at the mall again tonight wearing a t-shirt that has a generic one-liner on it, send me an email later telling me what it said.
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4 comments:
That's awesome.
Please tell me you realize this is a joke...
Me? I knew it was a joke. That's why I called it awesome.
Oh that woman was MY CLIENT ... the one that is kind of tall, but a little short-ish, with a husband but maybe it was a son and two other kids, who could be friends, wearing a very casual sundress-type of evening gown.
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