Monday, March 31, 2008

Your Evening Sift



Hey, it looks like we got a horse race with the Post of the Month voting. I'm thinking that a couple of the nominees have called in support but that's cool and totally within the spirit of the thing. If you haven't yet voted, please do!

On to the Evening Sift...

A- I share Habla Mierda's view on the new found access Cubans have to hotels, cell phones and rental cars.

B- Justice Building Blog borrows a hilarious post describing the differences between school in 1958 and now. A sample...
Scenario : Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1958 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2008 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

C- I could be wrong but it sounds like Some Cranky Guy's wife slipped some E in his OJ this morning.

D- Mayor Manny declares Earth Hour a success and points us to an American Way Magazine article in which prominent Miamians share their secret spots around town. Someone show Manny how to link.

E- [redacted] describes Miami's danger from a newbie's standpoint.
Miami is a different kind of dangerous. It’s not just hazardous at times. Instead, it carries an air of danger at all times, as though the city itself has a general disregard (even a distaste) for safety. Just the other day, while watching a woman make an illegal 3-point turn in the middle of a busy intersection with a cop waiting patiently right behind her, Brooke commented, “I want to get a gun. Just so I can see what you have to do to get in trouble here.”

Give him 6 months and I think he'll finally realize there are no traffic laws in South Florida.

F- Put your money where your mouth is and support Joe, via Miami-Dade Dems.

G- The (covert) overt has some shots of some pretty impressive urban art murals in Wynwood.

H- Just what the world needs, more Burger King Whoppers, via MenuPages Blog: South Florida.

I- Homestead is Home shows us why some South Florida drivers are so bad.

J- Transit Miami writes a helluva letter to the Miami Herald.

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SFDB Post of the Month

It's that time again, folks. Here we go.

I post the 4 SFDB Post's of the Week from March and SFDB readers pick their favorite by voting in a poll that appears at the bottom of this post. The voting ends at 10 PM Friday night and the winner is given their own special post the next day.

Here's a chance for all SFDB readers to get involved and tell us what post you enjoyed the most. The four nominees to check out and consider are as follows...

Nominee #1:

In one of the stranger posts that I've seen, Critical Miami displayed a roadkill slideshow in a post he called South Florida roadkill gallery.

Nominee #2:

Miami Dish's wonderfully composed story of how she and her Dad make his special tomato sauce, entitled The Old Man and the Sauce, is a gem.

Nominee #3:

U.S. Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz got asked a couple pointed questions from Blast Off! in his post he's called My date with Debbie.

Nominee #4:

In his second Post of the Week for March, Critical Miami biked down to Key West and took some nice pictures he displayed in a post appropriately called A zip through the keys.


Read them. Consider them. And vote!



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The Cooler



This has got to be one of the slowest news days in a while. This is all I have for you.

A- Sun-Sentinel: Driver who allowed 6 children to ride in the back of a pickup that overturned on I-595 is arrested.

B- Herald: Xenophobia is a live and well in Florida.

C- Sun-Sentinel: More changes in Cuba. This time hotels and rental cars.

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Your Morning Sift



South Florida bloggers took it easy last night, perhaps still recovering from the weekend.

A- For those of us who believe that racism is not a problem anymore in this country, Infomaniac points to the latest Leonard Pitts column.

B- Eye on Miami drives up to Lake Okeechobee and checks out the water levels.

C- I was wrong. One last WMC event for Bacardi & Diet.
She then asked me if I lived here and we got to talking. We’re the same age, hot brunettes, and independent. She used to live in SoBe but said she needed to leave because of too much partying. I laughed. She introduced me to her friends, got one of them to take a picture of us, and said she’d be at Mansion tonight for Bob Sinclair (I can’t stand Mansion). I smiled and told her my friends and I weren’t yet sure where we are going tonight, so she asked me for my number. I gave it to her. Then I kissed her on the cheek, said good-bye and went back to my friends. Hmm. Maybe I’ll go girl tonight. She is hoh-ot!.

Oy.

D- 26th Parallel addresses some of the drama that has been going on for the last few days in the South Florida blogosphere.

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Sunday, March 30, 2008

Favorite Fever Foto of the Week




Coffee by candlelight @ Segafredo

-miami fever

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Your Evening Sift



Busy Sunday. Lots of stuff to get to tonight.

A- Miami Beach Condo Investments tells us not to look to South Beach for real estate deals. Make sure you read the comments.
The foreclosure condo at Bentley Beach closed for $459,900 on March 26, 2008. Again, it was listed for $379,900. Someone bid through the asking price by $80,000!

B- Bacardi & Diet and MiamiNights once again, and for the last time this year, share with us their WMC stories.

C- The (covert) overt doesn't dig the Red Light.
it's in a great location. i love the concept. i love the river. i love the prices. i love the late night hours. i want to love red light… but man, was that a surprisingly disappointing experience.

D- Find out from Miami-Dade Dems what the Putney Challenge is. Hint: it has something to do with the wet foot/dry foot policy.

E- FTL Today gives Fajitas Spanish/Mexican Restaurant in Oakland Park a glowing review and a B+.
If you are a fan of Latin food, we encourage you to give them a try. We will definitely be going back to try the fajitas (yes they actually serve them) and hope they keep up the great work.

F- Miami Dish gives us a look at the Coral Gables Food and Wine Festival this past Thursday.

G- The follies of paying less taxes and expecting the same government services and quality of education, from Incertus and Eye on Miami.

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SFDB Post of the Week



SFDB selects its Post of the Week by going back and reviewing all the Sifts that we've done during the past 7 days. We find the best post of the week and note the runners ups as we judge them to be.

Winner: He may have not have made the full round trip that he had planned but Critical Miami went far enough to capture some great pictures during last weekend's cycling trip to the Florida Keys. His post, A Zip Through the Florida Keys, is this week's SFDB Post of the Week.


Runners Ups: Habla Mierda did a great make over of Miami Beach 411. Owenized checked out a bunch of Starbucks stores in South Florida and rated them in a post he called They Are Not All The Same. There is a great comment thread that accompanies the post. And Carlos Miller continued to aggravate people with his camera.

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No More War



Proudly brought to you by dirty f*cking hippies, traitors, bigots, anti-Americans, and Eddie Vedder.

And one paralyzed war veteran.

Rock on.

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The Cooler



Sunday reading for you from the mainstream media...

A- Sun-Sentinel: Lock up your AC.

B- Sun-Sentinel: Delray Beach holds its first ex-con job fair.

C- Herald: Looking for a job? Process servers are in demand.

D- Herald: The Walgreen's robbery suspect that we told you about yesterday is in custody.

E- Sun-Sentinel: (Video) Cheetahs attack Palm Beach County woman.

F- Sun-Sentinel: Footlocker security guard in Miramar kicks some ass.

G- Palm Beach Post: Teenagers getting boob jobs.
"Can you justify a procedure on a young girl? Well, who can say?" Korpeck said. "Who's to judge you on what you buy to make you feel better? A good reason to do it is to improve one's self-esteem."

Dr. Lawrence Korpeck is a Boca Raton plastic surgeon.

H- CBS4: Woman is dragged for two blocks under Miami-Dade bus after being killed by a hit and run driver.
The bus driver dragged the woman's body a couple blocks to NE 2nd Street. Moments later, someone stopped the driver and told him there was a body underneath the bus.


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Your Morning Sift



We had the regular Saturday night posting frequency last night in the SoFla blogosphere which is next to nothing so just a couple posts of note.

A- Ipanemic, writing for Miami Beach 411, hangs with some models/dancers/strippers for a couple of days in a real South Florida story.

B- Can you answer Owenized's question?


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Saturday, March 29, 2008

SFDB Saturday Night Turndown Service



September - Satellites (Unplugged)

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Your Evening Sift



Lights on! It was an unusually busy day for blogs in South Florida. A wrap-up follows as well as a new blog alert.

***New Blogs Alert***

SFDB welcomes MIAMIART to the South Florida blogosphere.
The function of this blog is to compensate for the lack of critical art writing in Miami. Our goal is to provide a critical venue for dialogue about the quality and content of art in Miami. The contributors will remain anonymous in hopes to provide critical freedom. The contributors to this blog are not professional or qualified art writers. Our qualification is that we are practicing artists. So if the quality of writing is lacking, please consider that we are filling in for the lack of “qualified” writers in Miami. If you disagree with an opinion or view on this blog, please feel free to include a comment or write your own review and post it on our comments section.

MIAMIART has been blogging since March 17th and they use a Wordpress platform. Looks like hardcore art fans in South Florida now have a great blog to visit.

A- Bacardi & Diet and MiamiNights both have first person accounts of last night's Winter Music happenings.

B- FTL Today stops in D. Wade's Sports Grill and Bar in Fort Lauderdale and checks it out.

C- A couple restaurant reviews posted today. Consumable Joy floats over to No Name Harbor Restaurant in Bill Baggs State Park and finds that the food is surprisingly edible. And All Purpose Dark stops in for a late night snack at the new Red Light and enjoys herself.

D- Speaking of floating, check out Haulover's floating hamburger stand that Miamism Pix captured.

E- Matt at Matt's Photography Blog snapped a nice picture of a hot air balloon just before it came down and got dragged into a barbed wire fence.

F- Yay! 26th Parallel is celebrating his 3rd blogaversary and Miami-Forum lets loose in celebration of his 200th post.

G- Blast Off! is posting non-stop from Eschacon in Philadelphia and has lots of pictures of people progressives read and rarely see.

H- Incertus comments on a Sun-Sentinel report of a rise in the number of homeless working poor.

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SFDB Live Feed...

...for Earth Hour.



We'll be back later with your Evening Sift and the SFDB Saturday Night Turndown Service.


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3Questions



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War Zone



Un-friggin-believable video...
MIAMI -- A manager at a Walgreen's escaped serious injury after a robber took him hostage to escape police following an armed holdup at the drug store on Biscayne Boulevard.

Local 10 cameras were rolling as the armed man led the manager out of the store with a gun into his back and into the manager's Honda Civic. The manager carried the armed robber's take, a bag filled with money. On videotape, police can be heard telling the man to surrender. "Get back or I'll shoot him," the gunman can be heard saying as Local 10 photographer Fabrissio Lopez captured the dramatic action. The incident played out in the front parking lot at the Walgreen's at 9020 Biscayne Boulevard Saturday just after 6:30 a.m.

The manager struggled with the gunman as he was pushed into the car. Eventually, the manager was able to push the gunman away and get out of the car as the gunman fled, Local 10 reported.

That manager has some nuts.

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Lights Out




Google's Earth Hour edition.

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The Cooler



Lots of stuff in the mainstream media this morning.

A- Herald: Rascal House, a Miami institution, closes Sunday night.

B- Herald: Alex Rodriguez comes home.

C- Herald: Morin (for tomorrow?)

D- Sun-Sentinel: Another reason to have On-Star.

E- Sun-Sentinel: Figure the friggin' odds.

F- Palm Beach Post: Spring Bling photos.

G- Palm Beach Post: The last 4 paragraphs of this story are priceless.

H- Palm Beach Post: Ocean Breeze's 100-year-old mayor.

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Your Morning Sift



Fairly busy overnight. Here are your links...

A- There's a reason why they go to UM, from Incertus.

B- South Beach Condos Blog gives us a look at a gorgeous condo on the 30th floor of Continuum II on South Beach. I don't know about you all, but when I look out at the coastline from those heights through those large glass panels, all I can think about after admiring the views is "hurricane."

C- Ipanemic has a bad culinary experience at CheeseburgerBaby.
This waitress is literally screaming, I mean screaming, the entire time we're in there. Yelling at her friends outside to come in. Yelling at customers so that EVERYONE can hear her thoughts with her i'm-a-white-girl-from-the-hood street talk about how "you scratch my back, i scratch yours, you know what i'm sayin" crap in regards to a small little notice placed on the tip jar. The note says, "Tips make the food taste better."

D- Transit Miami tells us how technology might eventually help us get better traffic reports from FedEx vans.

E- The Cuban Triangle reports on corruption in the USAID's Cuba program.

F- Some Cranky Guy has some thought's on tonight's Earth Hour.
So, what exactly is the purpose of earth hour again? Well, if we all do this, it will send a message. Why, the giant fat rich oil executives and the right wing conservatives and other planet killers will see this event and be so shocked that they will spit out their fat cigars and wet their pants at the sheer effect! Immediately, they will change their polluting ways and work feverishly to close down their money making companies and turn green. Or, they will laugh so hard at the idiots turning out their lights during prime time television viewing that they will have a heart attack and die.

G- Coconut Grove Grapevine posts a slideshow with some Grove scenes.

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Friday, March 28, 2008

Now This Is Cool

Mr. Marlin, he will always be...

Jeff Conine signed a one-day contract with the Florida Marlins on Friday, so he could retire as a member of the team with whom he won two World Series championships.

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"This was the right guy to honor this way," Marlins general manager Larry Beinfest said.

All together now...

"Indeed!"

Random note: I still have his hat pin in the original plastic envelope that was given away on June 8, 1994, in a game against the L.A. Dodgers.

-via the Herald

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Your Evening Sift



Rolled on up to West Palm Beach and took in a few hours of the Barrett-Jackson Collector's Car Auction. Lots and lots of Mustangs this year and the ones that wore a Shelby moniker were more plentiful than I've ever seen them. Look for pictures on my Flickr at the bottom of the right sidebar sometime this weekend.

On to your evening wrap-up...

A- Blast Off! is in Philly for Eschacon08. Cool.

B- Discourse points us to an obit for a Miami librarian that had a bit of spice in her. Infomaniac has her picture and a few comments.

C- Great picture taken in Havana in 1952 from babalu.

D- There's nothing more depressing than reading a post like Bacardi & Diet's latest if your life is as boring as mine.
It’s now 1:30PM, I only got 4 hours of sleep, but believe me I’m ready to hit the SurfComber pool party this afternoon. I’m going to put on my bikini, head for the beach for a little r&r and sunshine, then to the party. To all of you who are experiencing this fantastic weekend, ain’t life grand?!

E- Eye on Miami thinks 22-year-old arms dealer Efraim E. Diveroli from Miami Beach has a great future ahead of him.
I can imagine that an entrepreneur like Mr. Diveroli can't be kept down. I'm guessing he will show up as a Miami mortgage broker anytime soon, or, drilling wells for the water management district.

F-Mayor Manny hangs with Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston. I wonder if he calls her "Jen?"

G- South Florida views from the 12th Floor of One Bal Harbour, courtesy Miami Condo Investments. Cold weather people, eat your heart out.

H- Tilefortlauderdale hides Ethel behind a huge trash dispenser in the rest room at a Jamba Juice in Fort Lauderdale.
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Val Prieto: Cuban-American Thug [UPDATED X3]



I have the day off and am planning on spending it looking over some beautiful cars at the Barrett-Jackson Auto Auction in West Palm Beach, but first I wanted to make you all aware of a situation that has materialized in the SoFla blogosphere over the last couple days.

After what I went through over at Stuck on the Palmetto, I have loads of sympathy for any anonymous blogger whose identity is threatened or, in the worst case, revealed. When your job, your identity, or, as in the case I share with you in this post, your relatives and friends lives, are jeopardized by being "outed," it's extremely upsetting.

Val Prieto at Babalu blog knows this. He's a family-oriented kind of guy. He understands the tyranny and ruthlessness of the Castro regime. And he has anonymous bloggers writing at Babalu. So when he goes and reveals the name of an anonymous writer who uses the pseudonym "KillCastro" at a blog of the same name knowing that writer has relatives in Cuba, it's an offense of the highest order.

Prieto is the guy who holds himself out as a spokesman for Miami's Cuban-American exile community and is looked to often times when the media needs a quote or a sound bite from a CA in Miami. But yesterday, as he did at SotP so many times before, Val Prieto demonstrated that he is nothing more than a Cuban-American hardliner goon who resorts to thuggery when someone doesn't view Cuban politics the way he does. What the media really needs to know is that Val Prieto is a crass, boorish, vulger and dangerous Cuban-American troglodyte, who no more represents the Cuban-American community than the Tropichop Max at Pollo Tropical represents the quality of food you can buy in Little Havana.

What makes this all the more ominous is that just a little over an hour before he commented at KillCastro, Val Prieto had this to say here at SFDB...



Of course, Val Prieto was alluding to the controversy that brought SotP to a screeching halt in the hopes that, somehow, that situation still created concern for me.

This is who Val Prieto is. This is what he does. And everyone, especially the media who have anointed him one of Miami's CA representatives, should know it.

Val Prieto clearly owes an apology to KillCastro. But therein lies the problem. Val Prieto never apologizes. To anyone.

(Photo: Carl Juste, Miami Herald)

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3/30/2008

In a post that is dated yesterday, KillCastro reports that his relatives in Cuba have been detained, phones are being monitored and, basically, it looks like the Castro regime has acted on Val Prieto's outing of KillCastro.

I'm not sure how much of this to believe as KillCastro and his followers appear to be pretty sensationalistic about the thing, not that I really blame them, but the bottom line is that all this is hard to verify.

Having said that, and not really knowing whether this information is accurate, babalu's Henry Gomez has taken the extraordinarily arrogant step of posting this caricature that he has given the file name "squashingthelosers."



The post is not titled nor is there any content but in the comments Henry Gomez says this...
Without getting too deep into it, there are douchebags out there that think they can viciously attack a female contributor to this blog and not expect the editor to do or say anything about it. And furthermore when the editor called their bluff they think that they can spread calumnies about said editor. And even furthermore there are sanctimonious sons of bitches out there who have stolen thousands of hours from the taxpayers blogging at their government jobs that think they can repeat the calumnies. Well maybe they can. But it doesn't matter really, does it? At the end of the day they are still coachroaches, douchebags and sanctimonious time stealing weasels and Babalu is still an island on the net without a bearded dictator.

In a nutshell, Gomez not only verifies that Val Prieto intended to do what he did but expresses absolutely no concern for the Cubans who may be detained as a result of his words. In fact, one can interpret the cartoon as a statement of satisfaction that things have turned out the way they have.

Which leads me to wonder as a spectator to this fiasco whether Val Prieto and babalu writers are more of a risk to the freedom of Cubans than the Castro regime they despise so much.

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3/31/2008

Henry Gomez's post has been removed from babalu. And for Val Prieto, it's all a joke.



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The Cooler



Lots of stuff for you to peruse over in the mainstream media this morning.

A- Herald: 22-year-old Miami Beach man doesn't live up to his $300 million arms contract with the U.S. government and they're pissed.

B- Herald: The Fair!

C- Sun-Sentinel: That's a lot of blow.

D- Sun-Sentinel: Nader fans, get ready!

E- Palm Beach Daily News: Stuff on the beach.

F- Herald: New crane rules just in time.

G- NBC6: Teenager missing for 30 years is found in a Broward canal.

H- WPLG: Hialeah Marine faces a court martial for accepting a $10,000 gift.

I- CBS4: DeFede: Jeb Bush haunts the people of Florida.

J- Sun-Sentinel: Get an email when a sex offender becomes your neighbor.

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Your Morning Sift



Not a lot going on out there, folks. We had to scrounge around to get this much.

A- 26th Parallel was busy last night. First, he discussed how Democrats are full of "white guilt" and offered up this money quote...
...the majority of conservatives continue to hold their desire and strive for a society where everyone is judged on their individual merits.

Then he moved over to babalu and explained how John McCain is looking more "electable."

Both are interesting reads if only to see the what the mindset of the typical 19%'ers are at this stage in the race. We find out that Republicans are relishing the thought of Dems looking outside their party because, philosophically, some allegedly can't come to terms with their own party's choices while they themselves are ready to vote for someone they are at odds with only because he's Republican. And they're happy about that.

B- An old Miami memory from Some Cranky Guy.

C- Recession: The Movie, from Discourse.

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Thursday, March 27, 2008

Your Evening Sift



Another new blog alert! How many is that in the last couple weeks? Wow. And we have a full plate with the Sift tonight. So off we go....

***New Blog Alert***

A big welcome goes out to swampstyle, written, appropriately, by swampthing who describes himself as "renaissance person, facilitator, diva's man," in other words, another humble blogger. The content is very eclectic and the posts come every few days. Looks interesting. Go visit.

A- They turned the roof of the brand new Gansevoort South Beach Hotel into a water tennis court...or something...and played some tennis. Sound weird? It is. Check out the pictures at Owenized.

B- MiamiNights recounts last night's/this morning's party at Studio A...
Around 4 a.m. I decided to go home and nap for an hour and return for the Dirtybird afterhours party also at Studio A. So I came back around 5:30 and the place was still f*cking [SFDB edited] jumping. Really techno-y and dark, but very good. Finally called it quits around 6:45 and went home and proceeded to stay up drinking beer until 9 a.m. So yea, I'm suppose to go to the Scion event at the Raleigh today but I'm going to need some sunglasses to hide my cracked out eyes.

This may be a stupid question but do these guys work?

C- Good post by the (covert) overt on Florida's attempt to mix church and state.

D- Daily Cocaine finds and photographs some great looking bread at Noors near the Fort Lauderdale Airport.

E- The very slow loading (is it just me?) Critical Miami attends last night's performance by the Cleveland Orchestra and posts his observations.

F- Cell phones are once again allowed into the Southern District's courthouses, according to Southern District of Florida Blog.
...visitors to the courthouses have been forced to bury their cellphones in the ground outside the courthouses and retrieve them when leaving.

You have got to be kidding me.

G- Mayor Manny tries to explain how the State of Florida is spending money on affordable housing. Maybe it's the buzz I have from the two chocolate chip cookies I had for dessert tonight, but Manny looses me after the first comma.
According to the Florida Housing Coalition, funding at the ten-year average uncapped amount of $580 million compared to the $243 million cap each year will produce 11,184 more housing units, $1.77 billion more economic activity, $693 million of additional income, 18,114 more jobs, and $16.8 million more sales tax revenue. Just imagine the economic stimulus this can cause!

H- Eye on Miami points us to Max Rameau's new book called Take Back The Land written about Umoja Village.

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The Cooler



This is what caught my eye from this morning's mainstream media...

A- Herald: Shaq has sour grapes.

B- Herald: 70 cars spotted in Broward canal. Does one solve a 30-year-old missing persons case?

C- Herald: Coral Gables explosion delayed.

D- Herald: Morin.

E- CBS4: They're baaaaack.

F- Sun-Sentinel: Barrett-Jackson this weekend!

G- Palm Beach Post: Wild hog vs. Nissan pick up. No one wins.

H- Sun-Sentinel: Big-ass triathalon at Oleta on Sunday.

I- Local10: Darwin at work on I-95.

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Your Morning Sift



Good morning, folks. Short and sweet this morning. Here are your links.

A- Justice Building Blog humorously documents how budget cuts are affecting business at the Miami-Dade justice building.

B- Carlos Miller points us to a new website that allows users to rate police officers in their community. He's already made use of it, he says.

C- Foodtastic has some fantastic pictures of the food they recently ate at Michael's Genuine. And their review?
It's effing wonderful. What a delicious, perfect meal. I'm going back. Soon.


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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Your Evening Sift



You guys finally ran out of steam and made this Hump Day a little easier for me. A smaller sampling, but good stuff nonetheless...

A- Off the top, Habla Mierda has a hilarious clip of Hillary Clinton's much-discussed visit to Bosnia years ago.

B- Nexxt Cafe closes in Coral Gables, according to MenuPages Blog: South Florida. I blame Tere.

C- Miamism explains the current status of the Miami condo market.
There IS a lot of inventory, and prices have dropped in Miami. There will be even more inventory by the end of the year and prices will have dropped a bit more. Is this a time to buy a Miami or Miami Beach Condo for a short term investment? In my opinion, that would be a "NO" - but every situation needs to be assessed individually.

D- Transit Miami does us all a favor and explains Miami 21.

E- Cuban Triangle posts some interesting information on some of the small changes that have come into effect in Cuba since Raul assumed power. You know these things won't even be mentioned at another South Florida Cuban-American blog.

F- FTL Today shares the recipe for Virgin Sex on the Beach. That should be good for a few extra hits tonight here at SFDB.

G- Great Quote of the Day from Blast Off!

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The Cooler



Amazingly, "Dancing With the Stars" is still dominating the headlines in South Florida. There are some other things going on in the world, believe it or not, so here are your mainstream media links...

A- Herald: Slideshow of crane collapse.

B- Herald: More construction projects at MIA...does it ever end?

C- Herald: Bankrupt Miami condo developer auctions off his "stuff."
Up for auction: bankrupt condo converter Juan Puig's fleet of vintage sports cars; nine road and mountain bikes; furnishings from his former Gables Estates home including a Brunswick billiards table from the late 1800s, and two pin ball machines; pricey Cuban art collection; two dozen watches; and 70-plus jewelry items belonging to his wife Diana.

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Among the cars: a '66 Ferrari 330 GT 2+2. From the art collection: works by Amelia Pelaez; Rene Portocarrero; Rafael Soriano; Tomas Sanchez, Carlos Alfonzo; and Jose Bedia. Moecker Auctions already received a $193,000 ''bulk offer'' from a local art collector for all 76 paintings, but auctioneer Eric Rubin says he'll still entertain bids.

D- Herald: 800 new signs in Miami Beach.

E- Herald: Morin.

F- Sun-Sentinel: The Dumbing Down of SoFla...front page American Idol and Dancing With The Stars coverage. Jeebus.

G- Sun-Sentinel: Transit hub is vital to Boynton Beach's plans for a new downtown...wow.

H- Palm Beach Post: Inmate just released from prison jacks a woman in the jail parking lot because he didn't feel like walking home.

I- SoFla Business Journal: No more hormones at Pollo Tropical.

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Your Morning Sift



It was a busy overnight in the SoFla blogosphere and we've rounded up the highlights for you here.

A- Bacardi & Diet has some advise advice [thanks, Carlos] for women...
Here is the thing that f*cking [edited] bugs the shit out of me. Outward appearance is important because it’s in our genes to be attracted to, and want to mate, with those who appear ‘healthy’: good skin and hair, a slim body, athletic physique, etc.. (Remember my Argentine? ;) These are our basic, most inherent needs as humans for procreation. Tack on today’s societal standards for beauty and now one must also have nice clothes, shoes, vehicles, homes, and plain old dough. This seems pretty clear to me.

So why is it that women continue to ignore these rules?? Do they actually think our entire society is going to change because they’re upset with the way things are? No, it isn’t. Again, No it isn’t. So, true to form, I’m going to give you a few tips. Stop over- eating, get your ass to the gym, fire your hairstylist, take vitamins, see a dermatologist and a dentist, and hire a professional shopper, or even a life coach if you have to. But please, please, please quit bitching about your outward appearance and DO something about it.

And now I see that Ipanemic has some thoughts and and so does Habla Mierda. Man, this must have been one helluva bla bla bla.

B- Dayngrous Discourse and family celebrate Easter. Somewhere I must have missed that face painting has become part of Easter celebrations? I only did eggs growing up but that was, literally, decades ago.

C- Miami Condos Investment has the latest rumors and tidbits in the SoFla condo biz.
There’s going to be some great additions to Midtown Miami. This one I heard from a Midtown representative last week. The two parcels of land between the Midtown shops and the two condo buildings just east of it, Midtown 2 and 4, will be transformed into a very nice park within the next 3 months. However, there are plans for an IMAX Theater to go into the northern parcel of land within the next 2-3 years. Additionally, Midblock will house a Sushi Samba and Segafredo’s relatively soon.

D- Stuff you think you need really, really loves picking up a hot dog outside of his downtown Miami residence.
The lady speaks zero English, but she will make you a dog that will take you to the heights of “pleasureworld” itself. The act of pointing to the condiments you want, and watching as she waddles her way around the cart to put the Relish and the Onions and the Ketchup and Mustard on it, is kind of primordial.

Your English speaking skills are not helping you get your dog here, no sir. Its your actions, Its communicating like a caveman might, if Cavemen lived in downtown areas of major cities with hotdog stands on the corners. Just pointing at stuff and the various grunts you have to employ, and of course the occasional ball scratching signals, that makes the process of “getting your hotdog on” all that much more rewarding is good enough for me.

Ultimately I am paying her Three dollars to get the thing. But the way we communicate, it’s like the basic Animal that we all are. It’s the equivalent of hunting down the wild Hot Dog, shooting it, gutting it in the field and then putting the ceremonial Ketchup all over her in a little squiggly type line right out there on the African VELDT. I swear to GOD I love this about my life.

E- A Mom, a Blog and the Life In-Between misses her dog, Zoë, on the anniversary of her passing.
I wish I could honor my girl in some way other than these words. I write these words because I have nothing else; because I don't want her to be forgotten; because as a loyal companion, she deserves to be remembered.

And I remember you, my Zoë. I always will.

E- Incertus disagrees with the NAACP and Rev. Al Sharpton and the way they're addressing two high profile rape cases in Palm Beach County.

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Your Evening Sift



So much to review this evening. You folks are working me way too hard.

***New Blogs Alert***

SFDB welcomes Random Pixels and Loose Talk from Miami Beach to the SoFla blogosphere. Bill says...
"I'm a Miami Beach based photojournalist and "writer." Check this page from time to time to see things that may amuse, amaze, shock or digust you. "You pays your money and you takes your chances."
I think we all realize he means "disgust." Bill just started blogging this afternoon and he already has 3 posts up. Go check him out.

Thanks to Owenized for the heads up.


A- Critical Miami's slideshow documenting his recent bicycle ride through the Keys is top notch and something you don't want to miss.

B- Miamism has another one of their YouTube videos for us. This time they film the Miami Shores Easter Marshmallow Drop wherein a helicopter drops thousands of marshmallows on to a field and kids and parents go scoop them up. Kinda weird but super amounts of cuteness as the kiddies scurry here and there for the white, mushy globs.

C- Sex and the Beach looks back at her life on Miami Beach as she looks forward to her life on the mainland.
In my time living in this place, I have witnessed lives that were addicted to so many things ... women, addicted to low self-esteem, babies that have been born from this, children that were supposed to validate a shallow life; I've known men addicted to photographs, holding on to the illusory reality of image; I've known people so sullen who were addicted to body types instead of their hearts -- "I can't love you if you don't match up to this specific detail" -- people forever giving themselves a broken heart -- this is what really breaks my heart, actually, this ability we have to make shipwreck even in calm seas -- and yes, I've known people who didn't even know they had broken someone else's heart; I've invested in meaningful yet transient friendships that have been broken suddenly, like a twig snapping off a branch; I've known good businesses that have come and gone, like the bead and coffee shops on Lincoln Road before the gentrification tourism process (hey, it's what Carl Fisher wanted in the first place, so I'm not complaining); I've caught and slaughtered fish; I've known so many superficial details about this place, but damn it, I've also known deeper things -- deeper things running far lower, unfathomable in these shores ... and because of this, I don't regret a breath I've drawn as a citizen of Miami Beach.

D- MenuPages Blog: South Florida is hiring.

E- Any car lover will have sympathy for Bark Bark Woof Woof when they see the pictures of his totaled Mustang.

F- Another bad idea from Florida legislators via Flablog: start school in July!

G- A quick look at the LuminaireX store in the Design District courtesy All Purpose Dark.

H- Coconut Grove Grapevine shows us that Cafe Tu Tu Tango gives patrons a little something extra on Wednesday nights.

I- The Chowfather provides no muss, no fuss coffee shop and Italian ice recommendations in Broward.

J- Local lawyers outsourcing legal work to India? South Florida Lawyers has the story.

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The Cooler



What's interesting in the mainstream media this morning...

A- Herald (User:sfdb, password: sfdbsfdb): Homeless man shot in Lummus Park on Ocean Drive dies. Bunch of tourists get a free trip back to Miami to testify. I'm sure they're crossing their fingers the trial will be held between December and April.

B- Herald: They're going to be blowing crap up in Coral Gables on Saturday morning.
Residents and owners of nearby businesses were also advised to close all doors, windows and air intakes, as well as to turn off exhaust fans to minimize any possible effects from the dust.

C- Herald: Ha, ha, ha, ha. You gotta love that SoFla humor.
Sometimes I don't even have to leave my driveway to write this column. Walking out to my car last Monday I saw two girls. Crouching in the bushes, one held a gun.

I first thought it might be a Taser, until I noticed it was bulbous and blue, something a Smurf might use.

''Shh,'' she whispered, ``it's OK. We're from Ransom and we're here to ambush a classmate. This thing squirts 35 feet!''

''Well,'' I advised, ``you can get a better shot if you move a bit to the right.''

After she told me I was ''pretty cool'' I assured her, ``It's no big deal. People get shot in Coconut Grove all the time.''

D- Herald: Sunny Isles has a website.

E- Herald: Editorial on people leaving South Florida.

F- CBS4: Surveillance cameras in downtown Miami and the Grove.

G- Sun-Sentinel: Tripping June will play at the medical marijuana benefit concert in Davie on Friday night at the Chocolate Moose Music Cafe in Davie. Now there's a sentence I will never again see in my lifetime.

H- Palm Beach Post: Palm Beach County Wendy's reopens after multiple shooting. Lots of drive thru orders expected.

I- Sun-Sentinel: Traffic declining in Palm Beach County.

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Your Morning Sift



A relatively quiet night in the SoFla blogosphere...

A- Discourse wasn't going to post on the 4,000th American casualty for a couple different reasons but he changed his mind once he read what our vice president had to say about who carries the biggest burden of the war.

B- Incertus posts their second installment of "South Florida: Don't Move Here."
Don't move to Florida? More like "get out of Florida before it descends into chaos." Citizens here aren't getting services as it is, and we're talking about even more tax cuts? I guess we just can't get enough of a bad thing.

C- Ode to a Mustang. Bark Bark Woof Woof wrecks his car in Coral Gables.

D- Stuff you think you need is quoted in the Miami Herald...sorta.

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Monday, March 24, 2008

Your Evening Sift



So much goodness out there today it's actually quite overwhelming. It's a long Sift this evening so get your cup of decaf and get comfortable. Here we go...

A- Owenized doesn't think that all Starbucks are created equal and goes out and reviews 11 of them in Miami-Dade and Broward County to prove his point. Wow.

B- Mayor Manny blogs about the upcoming Earth Hour where everyone turns their lights off for an hour and then turns them back on to see what was taken.

C- I am really digging the (covert) overt, from the intermittent cap keys malfunctions to the cool [where] in brackets at the end of the post...it feels good. Today, check out the posts on the upcoming events at Transit Lounge and the not-so-complimentary review of Soyka.
in the nine or ten (maybe more) times i've been to soyka's, spanning well over a year, i've tried burgers and pastas and salads and wood-fired pizzas and the food's been okay at best. and in the process, i've learned a few things...

+ great ambiance
+ adorable, romantic little back alley
- slow service
- shitty acoustics
- less than desirable food

D- Foodtastic! reviews Big Pink, one of my favorite places to casually dine on South Beach and they love it as much as I do.

E- Blog posts about SoFla commutes are always great and Computer Colonics' story about this morning is priceless to anyone familiar with the 826/836 interchange.
Here is how I feel when I occasionally screw up on a highway that plots my death on a daily basis and is completely, and brutally unforgiving when it senses a weakness on my part. In my head, as I am passing the turn and realizing I can’t possibly get over in time to make it, I have an out of body experience wherein I rip my brains out of my skull, hold them in front of my face and scream at them, “What the HELL is WRONG with you? Are you high?”

F- Daily Cocaine visits Amendment XXI and reviews the food and the song...and a murky YouTube is included.
There were a lot of pretty girls, cigarette-smoking, care-free dancing, old friends, and a general damn-good feeling. There was a vibe player. The sound was great, and the Reverend, as I like to call him, took advantage of the crowd's buoyant mood, and soared.

G- Blogs are ganging up on U.S. Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Discourse has the links.

H- Eye on Miami details how the "hands off" Republicans have come to the aid of financial institutions in the last couple weeks and haven't batted an eye. Silly Eye on Miami, don't you know they only hesitate and whine when they're helping the poor?

I- Critical Miami captures a cool scene in the Keys and, in another post, continues his well established routine of criticizing, second-guessing and generally hating on SoFla police officers.

J- Coconut Grove Grapevine believes that working artists would be a great addition to the streets of the Grove.
So as not to turn the place into a flea market or carnival, maybe three artists a day will work -- all through permit basis and they will rotate daily or weekly -- there would be a different set of artists each day. The artists will paint on canvas, and I think, add a little charm to the streets. The artists would hand out business cards and direct interested buyers to galleries or their homes for sales, but they would not be selling right there on the street. They would be only working and that would be the objective -- an artist at work, just part of the scenery.

K- Bark Bark Woof Woof explains why Republicans don't want to talk about race.
The reason the conservatives don't want to talk about race is because they know that every time the conversation turns to it, they lose. Their record on race relations is dismal and they know it, and they also know that if they try to run against Mr. Obama on the race issue alone, they will get hammered by the Democrats and anyone else, including moderate Republicans, who recognize that race still plays an important role in our society from education to health care and everything else that defines us. To ignore it, trivialize it, or even resent it -- or, as Mr. Kristol does, stick your fingers in your ears, close your eyes, and yell "Shut up! Shut up!" -- makes it abundantly clear that for whatever reason Mr. Obama brought it up, race has always been an issue in American life and politics and will be long after this election is over.


And this evening I save the last word for babalu, not for what they posted today, but for what they didn't. They railed against liberals as they always do. Val Prieto posted about some home renovations that he's doing. They made fun of Canadians and Henry Gomez even posted on something that was in the Herald 20 years ago.

But today this very, very political blog named babalu could not take a minute or devote one inch of screen space to noting the passing of the 4,000th American soldier to die in combat in Iraq. Maybe because, to them, it's just a number. Maybe because, as they themselves have explained, it's because more people die from lung cancer each year in the United States. Maybe it's because the man that they voted for and then put back into office for another go round is responsible for this God awful needless loss of life and they would just rather not be reminded about that responsibility they share with this president.

Whatever the reason, shame on them.

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The Cooler



A- Sun-Sentinel: The media notes discontent with U.S. Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz among "national bloggers."

B- Herald: Will Miami-Dade School District administrators give up their gas-guzzling Yukons, Explorers, Cherokees, Expeditions and Crown Vic take-home cars before teachers are laid off? Me doubts it.

C- Herald: Going to a National Park? In the near future you might be able to take your gun! Woo hooo!

D- Sun-Sentinel: Hollywood Fire-Rescue takes out a wall to remove 700-pound man from his house.

E- Sun-Sentinel: Florida spends less per capita on its work force than any other state.

F- Herald: Cuban youth becoming more outspoken.

G- Sun-Sentinel: No big deal. Just another SoFla cop doing his job.

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Your Morning Sift



Well, as usual, Sunday night was active for the SoFla blogosphere. You guys make me work so hard on Monday morning! Have at it...

A- Habla Mierda does a kick-ass redesign of Miami Beach 411. Hopefully, they will approve.

B- Fort Lauderdale Daily Photo captures a pink Easter Bug.

C- Surprise! People can't stand it when Carlos Miller is a prick.
I flatly refused to give her my license and I informed her that I had every right to photograph her business.

“In fact, I have every legal right to photograph you,” I said as I reached up with my camera to snap a photo of her (this just infuriates the hell out of people).

I managed to get one shot off before she had her hands wrapped around my Canon 24-7-L f/2.8, a $1,200 lens attached to a $3,000 Canon 5D.

D- Blast Off! goes through something with his mother that I can soooo relate to.

E- Pandora's Bazaar takes a trip to IKEA and then gets philosophical.

F- Miami Beach 411 has the complete low-down on the Winter Music Conference and FUNKSHION, both going down this week.

G- Incertus makes an excellent point about the Iraq death toll numbers.

H- Wow. The comments for Obalesque's Easter post got kinda out of control this weekend.

I- Tilefortlauderdale drops Lydia at Waxy O'Connor's.

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Sunday, March 23, 2008

4,000





-MSNBC


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Favorite Fever Foto of the Week



Coconut Grove


-miami fever


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Your Evening Sift



Not much posting today so, as a result, just a couple mentions...

A- Some Cranky Guy goes to a Winn Dixie because all the Publix markets are closed today. He's not happy with his grocery experience.

B- A crocodile roams the UM campus last month and Habla Mierda has the video.

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SFDB Post of the Week



SFDB selects its Post of the Week by going back and reviewing all the Sifts that we've done during the past 7 days. We find the best post of the week and note the runners ups as we judge them to be.

Winner: Blast Off! attended a political press conference and got to share 10 minutes of private time with U.S. Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz during which they asked her a couple tough questions. Entitled My date with Debbie, it is this week's SFDB Post of the Week.

Runners Ups: Bark Bark Woof Woof did a great job of mapping out what Republicans plan on doing to beat Barack Obama in the upcoming election. Miami Nights' angst-ridden post about changing pharmacies is classic. Fanless was Youtubed as he rode his mountain bike in Amelia Earhart Park. And Bacardi & Diet described one of her dates and put men on notice that they have just 4 seconds.

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Happy Easter



I believe in the Kingdom Come
When all the colors will bleed into one
Bleed into one
Well, yes I'm still running

You broke the bonds
And you loosened the chains
Carried the cross
Of all my shame
all my shame
You know I believe it

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for


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The Cooler



Check out these tidbits from your local mainstream media...

A- Sun-Sentinel: Lost baggage at Fort Lauderdale airport and guess who the paper spotlights?

B- Herald: Cachao has died.

C- Herald: Ana Menendez describes a missed opportunity on the part of South Florida's Cuban-American congressional representatives.

D- Sun-Sentinel: Turf Rodeo?

E- Palm Beach Post: Woman drives around the yard trying to run her husband down but makes sure to buckle up her baby. Isn't marriage grand?

F- Herald: Maybe the stupidest thing I've heard of recently.

G- Herald: The new mall in Pembroke Pines is like "a safe little city."

H- Herald: Joan Fleischman reports on a prestigious reward for a Liberty City restaurant and a South Florida gold digger.

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Your Morning Sift



It's quiet out there this Easter morning and I assume it's going to remain that way for most of the day. As a result, only a couple links for you in this morning's Sift...

A- As a continuing series on tips for bloggers, The Linchpen, who is actually the editor in chief for UM's Miami Hurricane, shares some information about services for measuring the number of readers that you have. While the information isn't all that groundbreaking or complete, the Linchpen also reveals that [edited: some] UM journalism majors are required to maintain a blog. Now that is pretty cool.

B- Some Cranky Guy has an Easter message for everyone.

C- Consumable Joy visits Abokado.
Overall? Abokado serves up okay sushi and has options that appeal to both Western and Eastern palettes. It may even be good enough to deliver on the owners' ambitions to expand from this first outpost to "chain."

Will we be back? We'd have to be "in the mood" for that type of food -- and are more likely to hit Matsuri for some authentic Japanese or Jaguar for inventive ceviches -- than to hurry back. But we like it and would love to go to Abokado again with friends to share some rolls while we knock back a few drinks.


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Saturday, March 22, 2008

SFDB Saturday Night Turndown Service



Stone Temple Pilots, Plush (Acoustic)

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Your Evening Sift



A rainy, dreary Saturday afternoon in South Florida, perfect for some excellent blogging. I present to you the Evening Sift...

***New Blogs Alert***

We have a few of them to tell you about so settle in.

[redacted]: All Purpose Dark says that Dan, [redacted]'s author, has recently relocated to South Beach from New York City with his girlfriend and dog. It looks like the blog has been around since late 2006, so Dan's not exactly a new comer to the blogosphere. He has already weighed in on Cuban coffee so it looks like he's settling into the South Florida lifestyle.

the (covert) overt: Also brought to light by APD, the (covert) overt is a new blog written by Da Lizza who describes it as:
an insider's guide to all the places in miami you should know about miami... but don't. i am single-handedly stuffing as much culture + art + music + food as i can find the time for. covering everything from downtown miami, wynwood, design district, buena vista, little haiti, and into the upper eastside. i'll be your guide for this adventure, sit back and enjoy the ride.

The Chowfather: The last of the blogs uncovered by APD, The Chowfather is a foodie blog that looks like it was just started yesterday.

Mayor's Blog: Miami Mayor Manny Diaz has a blog.
This is my new blog where I can keep you up to date on all the things happening in the City, along with my thoughts and observations on life as Mayor. We just finished an exciting week where we hosted the PODER Philanthropy Forum focusing on the business of giving. Our City Commission also approved installing solar panels at City Hall, making this historic building more energy efficient. Stay tuned as we continue blogging...

Mayor Diaz has been at it since March 13th and I have to say that while the content is somewhat weak, at least he's posting on a regular basis. Thanks to Transit Miami for the tip.

Which leads me to...

***Retired Blogs***

The following blogs have been retired from the SFDB blogroll due to inactivity: Boom or Bust Miami, A Grand Illusion and Anonymous Dolphan. I am continuing to monitor these blogs and if they ever start posting again, you'll see them appear on the blogroll located in the right sidebar.

On to the more significant posts of the day...

A- The Linchpen YouTubes an interview with the Miami Herald's former general counsel who provides a few legal tips for bloggers.

B- Computer Colonics provides us a couple YouTube videos of the almost completed road construction between Florida City and Key Largo. You gotta love that aqua marine Jersey barricade.

C- Discourse has the new logo just created for the McCain campaign.

D- Coconut Grove Grapevine continues his insistent monitoring of the new information booths in the Grove.

E- Some Cranky Guy offers some photos taken on a wet Saturday.

F- FTL Today visits Butterfly World in Coconut Creek and comes away with a bunch of photos.

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So?



What they have forgotten is that THEY work for US.

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Lincoln Road Post-It Project Mosaic


Part of the Lincoln Road Post-It Project...



*mosaic created with assistance from Big Huge Labs

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The Grand Plan

It's not exactly a shocker that the mostly white GOP and its minions have decided to go after the mostly black Barack Obama over a race issue. I think we all saw that coming from the very beginning of Obama's quest to become president. What's been surprising to me, however, is the amount of traction this issue has for the American people and how much time we're now devoting to it instead of focusing on more substantial issues like the war, the economy and health care.

But, of course, this is the mostly white Republican Party's Grand Plan. That is, to make the American electorate feel that they are going to vote for an anti-American and anti-White black man who has proudly been serving his country for years. It is quite a radical and, in my opinion, discordant strategy but one that, again, has seemed to ring true, especially to those with existing political and/or racial prejudices.

The other part of that Grand Plan is to deflect attention from the devastation Republicans have inflicted on this country during the last 8 years that they've held the White House. To a populace hooked on "Deal or No Deal" and "American Idol" and who look to folks like Rush Limbaugh for their political comprehension, this "hey-lookie-over-there-at-the-angry-black-man" plan of distraction is not really a huge challenge and is working quite well, particularly among those aforementioned folks predisposed to this type of philosophy.

I urge people to keep their eye on the issues, to listen to many sources of information including people like the Washington Post's E.J. Dionne, Jr., who wrote this spot-on column yesterday [thanks, ReidBlog!] and to note what wingnuts like the folks over at babalu are NOT saying about the important issues of today and the Republican nominee for president.

That can be more revealing than any tripe that good 'ol boys at the GOP can stir up, dish out and serve up to Americans who prefer their politics delivered in sound bites and easy to digest portions.

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