Thursday, October 16, 2008

Babalu Looks Into The Abyss



...and doesn't blink.

Babalu's George Moneo, who bares an uncanny resemblance to Burl Ives [pictured above], puts down his bag of Cheetos and becomes the South Florida blogosphere's biggest Drama Queen with this...
Folks, America is in danger. This grand experiment, concocted a little over 232 years by a group of tax dissenters, may be on the verge of changes that will leave it mortally wounded. This is nothing less than a struggle for the survival of our country and our country’s values which each generation bequeaths to the next. What will my wife and I say to my son? What will my sister say to my niece? “Sorry, we screwed up America for you. We’re sorry this is not the America that once was” and leave it at that? Are we willing to elect a man who espouses the keystone Marxist principle of wealth redistribution? A man who for the twenty years of his public life has allied himself with the most despicable, vile, anti-American traitors and seditionists.

For the first time in my life I know what my mother and grandparents must have felt in 1958 before the abyss opened up and swallowed Cuba. I don’t think my comparison is wrong. The only difference with today is that in Cuba in 1958, only a few people knew fidel was a Marxist; today, the evidence is overwhelming, if you only want to look at it, that Barack Obama is just that.

Are we willing to give our country up? Wake up! Keep fighting! We have nineteen days left in this battle and we have to win!

And to all of you who support this man, with your smug attitudes, your narrow vision, your wanton stupidity, and your ignorance; you, and only you, will be held accountable by history for the demise of this country if Obama and his minions get elected to a majority and succeed in remaking America in their image and likeness.

May Almighty God help us in this fight.

Yes, God, smote all the Liberals, particularly one lanky black one, so that Republicans can continue to make this country a better more tolerant less tortuous more Christian-like place to live. Because we all know how much fun we've had the past eight years while the current residents of the White House have run roughshod over the Constitution, perverted the powers of the Executive Branch, and absolutely obliterated everything the USA has stood for in its lifetime. Give us more. Please. Because, really, I just haven't had enough.

I'm just hopin' and prayin' [like Moneo, except without the 4 letter words] that Obama is a little more convincing and filled with resolve than was George W. Bush.



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16 comments:

Carlos D said...

You know what? I'm starting to appreciate every stupid e-mail and wingnut-crisis-rant I come across more and more.

The more people they convince that Obama's going to Muslimize the country and turn us into a Marxist paradise (oh god, so laughable), the more people left to actually be surprised that he's not the cartoon character these overgrown wolf-cryers have made him out to be.

Let them talk Rick - the more outrageous claims they make, the deeper the doctors will have to go to extract the foot that will be permanently lodged in their esophagus.

Demagogues like Moneo deserve to see their followers turn on them.

John said...

What the center-right to the center-left need to accept is that the base of the Republican party is no longer "conservative" but radical right-wing similar to the BNP or others in Europe. They live in a different world than, well, the world. They only trust one media organization, totally demonize as "liberals" (which is apparently a pejorative) anybody who falls outside of very tightly established goalposts of ideological purity.

A moderate Republican, like a moderate Democrat can be reasoned with. But the "base" of the party is drunk on god, nationalism and absolutely terrified of "liberals". They are more properly suited for the Congo than a modern, industrialized democracy.

nonee moose said...

A woman actually slept with this guy?

ye and only ye shall be held accountable...

Somewhere, Middle Earth weeps... and swears to use a condom next time.

The Universal Spectator said...
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Rick said...

So sorry, George. This isn't a one-way street any more, Drama Queen.

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bill said...

Incredible...these idiots have deluded themseves into thinking they are always right. It makes me feel so....impotent. But I'll get over it the day after the election.

incertus said...

I feel for George. I know I'm not the only liberal who felt similarly in November of 2004, though I didn't squeal quite as loudly and it didn't last all that long. And while the republic has taken more than one on the chin in the last four years and while we are missing more than a few civil liberties that we used to enjoy, we've still managed to survive it so far. We're hurting, but we're alive.

So George, I just want to say, from the bottom of my heart, perhaps even farther down, maybe in the liver, maybe in the colon, get the hell over yourself. The world won't come to an end over this.

Blind Mind said...

A woman actually slept with this guy?

ye and only ye shall be held accountable...

Somewhere, Middle Earth weeps... and swears to use a condom next time.


I was taking a sip of bourbon as I read this and burst out laughing. I just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning my laptop hahahahaha

That thing Moneo wrote was hilarious too. Id love to see video of Moneo using the word "bequeaths" in casual conversation with his babalu buddies.

Moneo: "Im telling you guys, Chad Pennington espouses the very skills of Dan Marino. I hope he bequeaths that upon his son.

Cigar Mike: I acquiesce. Your obiter dictum is so bossanova.

Val: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mustang Bobby said...

"Quick, fetch the fainting couch! I feel the vapours coming on!"

swampthing said...

Reads like babadu is just 'waiting for snow in little havana' wondering might Dubai extend asylum to his bush clan. Looks like he could use a bottle of grecian-formula.

C.L.J. said...
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C.L.J. said...

I have to say, I agree with George Maneo. He's absolutely right when he says that America faces the greatest danger since the War between the States.

But that danger comes from George Maneo, and his cohorts at babalu, and from anyone ignorant enough to believe that you can have freedom with censorship, and democracy without dissent.

Maneo, like most of his ignorant ilk, has failed to comprehend that our forefathers put mechanisms in place to protect us from a bad president - mechanisms that Bush sought to remove and weaken.

The Constitution's primary purpose is to shackle government. It is designed to prevent any branch of government from wielding absolute power. The President can't do anything that Congress doesn't put into law; Congress can't create a law without the President's approval, and both can be overridden by the court. The Court can only act on laws the other branches have enacted, and the members of the Court are appointed by the President, but can't be removed by subsequent administrations. It's called the system of "checks and balances" for good reason.

AS long as we follow our own laws, as long as we leave those basic laws in place, no one will have the power to bring about the fantasy world of tyranny that Maneo and his clown-posse fear.

But babalu has been screaming for us to allow Bush to remove the brakes. They have cheered as the most corrupt presidency in history has hacked away at the chains of the Constitution. If there is reason to fear a President can bring about the destruction Maneo predicts, it is because Maneo and his band of thugs worked hard to allow it to happen. They WANT a tyrant; their every action - their every argument - bespeaks this.

Maneo betrays us all. He and his fellow revolutionaries at babalu have become the thing they hate so much; tyrants unwilling to permit dissenting views.

They are the men Castro shaped them to be.

BohoPoetGirl said...

I cannot believe I am reading this - this is a guy who you might be next to in line at publix and smile. Not me! I wish I knew where he lived so I could throw rotted things at his house. Preferably black ones.

Anonymous said...

Moneo simply has a fear of blacks doing any thing other than flipping burgers at McDonalds. It's just that he can't bring himself to say that.

miaexile said...

I'd feel better if you could freely comment on the Babalu sight..but I guess freedom of speech *for all * is not one of those things Mr Babalu believes in..yawn..go away already with your fear thingy..

Maria said...

The looney tunes blog continues to get worse...And the scary part is, there are so many of them in our midst. My question is, how did America get to this place where diversity is no longer respected and censorship is embraced?

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