Monday, July 28, 2008

The Cooler



Slow, slow sllooooooowwww news day, folks. I had to struggle to find just this.

A- Herald: Your South Florida story of the day.
MIAMI -- Miami-Dade police officials plan to include in their 2009 handbook a note about how to respond to calls about ritual animal sacrifices.

The decision comes a year after Coral Gables officers raided a home where practitioners of Santeria were slaughtering goats, chickens and pigeons.

B- Herald: Morin

C- CBS4: Video, Jason Taylor takes out full-page newspaper ad to thank Miami.

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2 comments:

Squathole said...

Go ahead and read Taylor's braggadocio, filled with the word "I" and deploying the locution "you all," and tell me how heartwarming you find it.

A far more meaningful self-send-off might have been a donation in the same amount of his self-serving full-page ad to a local charity, perhaps the Buonicotti-inspired spinal cord injury foundation, which he could unveil announce with a short media release.

But what am I thinking? Class? Altruism? Selflessness? From a pro athlete in Miami?

Ms Calabaza said...

squathole,

I guess tequila, Guido and Duval Street didn't mellow you out enough, huh? Or is it 'cause your back in town ... grrr!

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